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The Things Kids Say
PDT Real Talk
You know those moments where your child says something so unexpected, so wildly honest, or just plain bizarre–and you’re left wondering, Where did THAT come from?
This month, we asked:
“What’s the funniest thing your child has said recently?”
And the responses? Comedy gold.
But also? A reminder of what’s going on developmentally. Young children are still figuring out language, logic, and the whole concept of a “social filter.” (spoiler alert: they don’t have one.) So when they speak, they’re not holding back–and honestly, that’s part of the charm. They say what they see, how they feel, or what they think something means–no matter how ridiculous, embarrassing, or unintentionally brilliant it may be.
That honesty? That’s part of their brain development. They’re literal. They’re imaginative. They’re doing their best to make sense of a world that, frankly, doesn’t always make sense. And lucky for us, that makes for some very entertaining moments.
Here are a few responses you shared (and a few we couldn’t resist adding in):
“That’s not a bagel, it’s a fan!”
“Sometimes I cause chaos.” –Lena, 4.5
“We’re potty learning and we're explaining what was going to happen before bed, when our son asked "but can I keep my penis?”
“We were attempting to teach our three-year-old the Golden Rule. When my husband asked her to tell me what the Golden Rule is, her response was: "Don't bite people who might have to be treated." I mean, she's not wrong!!”
“My daughter pointed at Grandma and said, “You have broccoli bugs in your teeth!” That’s what we say to remind her to brush her teeth.”
“Sometimes we sing the wrong words in songs to distract my daughter since she never misses a moment to correct us. So now she sings songs wrong on purpose now, just so she can yell, “Noooo, that’s not right!”
“My son has a few words I don’t want to correct that make us laugh. Lately, his “BREEEEEfast” always gets us laughing. So now we call breakfast, breeeefast!”
“My daughter told us she couldn’t go to bed because her toes were “too spicy.” I don’t even know what it means, but I know she didn’t want to go to bed!”
Need another dose of kid logic and sweetness?
Check out this PedsDocTalk podcast episode featuring one of the BEST conversations with my four-year-old. It’s a reminder of just how much kids are picking up–and how entertaining their perspective can be. It’s a fun one to listen to with your kids too–they might just relate (or have a few thoughts of their own!)
Thank You for Sharing
Thank you to everyone who shared their stories this month! These laugh-out-loud moments remind us just how much joy, unpredictability, and pure comedy come with raising young kids. From mispronounced words to accidental wisdom, it’s clear we’re all in good company.
The winner of this month’s giveaway has been notified via email, and we’ll have another Real Talk question for you–with a chance to win a PedsDocTalk course–in May.
We’re so grateful to share these moments–and this community–with you.
PedsDocTalk Monthly Recap
Check out the PedsDocTalk monthly recap of the most-viewed and talked-about content on Instagram, YouTube, and the podcast. From managing asthma symptoms to busting daycare myths, these topics have sparked important conversations. Take a look at what’s been catching your attention this month!
On Instagram
This post breaks down how albuterol helps during asthma flare-ups–and what side effects to watch for. While mild side effects like a faster heart rate or jitteriness are common, very rare complications like SVT can occur. The post also highlights a few preventative strategies to consider if your child is using albuterol frequently.
This post tackles the myth that daycare is harmful and highlights how quality childcare can actually support children’s social, emotional, and early learning development. It also reassures parents that tears at drop-off are normal–and that choosing daycare doesn’t make you any less of a parent. It’s time to drop the shame and celebrate the village.
On YouTube
This video shares 5 simple, pediatrician-recommended ways to boost your baby’s brain development through everyday interactions. From encouraging social play to fostering language skills and promoting movement, these tips help support learning and growth from the very beginning.
On The Podcast
This episode clears up common myths about pediatric sleep with guest Dr. Sujay Kansagra, a pediatric neurologist and sleep medicine physician. The episode dives into the role of genetics in sleep patterns, whether “wake windows” are evidence-based, when babies might sleep through the night, and what’s really happening during sleep regressions.
In The Media
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